If you don’t buy anything from Deathwish Inc. during their summer sale, then you are not very smart or your parents started charging you rent
Sorry about the annoying seizure inducing graphic but right now at Deathwish Inc., there are CDs for a dollar. 1 freakin dollar. They send me CDs and MP3s so I’ll write about them and I am ordering some stuff. Mainly because they don’t send me older stuff and I don’t care about that though they can feel free to send me a t-shirt some time(I’m a Large).
So what will 1 dollar buy you? How about Jesuseater’s self titled EP? Maybe Converge’s Unloved and Weeded Out? Or how about Ringworm’s The Promise? All of these great titles and more can be had for a buck.
Maybe you like vinyl. They got that too. Carpathian’s newest LP Isolation is 8 dollars. End of a Years’ self titled 7” is only 4 bucks. Or my personal favorite, Life Long Tragedy’s Runaways is 5 freakin dollars. You can’t even get a fast food value meal for that much anymore and this will last you longer.
There is so much stuff on here it’s hard to even decide. Well they gotcha covered there and have a 5 CDs for 5 Bucks or 10 for 10. There is absolutely no excuse for you not to get some of this amazing stuff from Bannon and company.
You may find yourself saying “But I don’t like the best aggressive music to come out in the past 2 decades” and to that I say this…”it’s your lucky freakin day you gosh dang nincompoop! They have a Jawbox 7” and Thee Silver Mt. Zion and Stephen Brodsky CDs on sale as well
So forget about anything else and buy some gosh darn stuff from DW or else you are a poopie pants ninny who is stingy and no one will be your friend let alone ever have sex with you. In fact, that happens to work retroactively and you will suddenly find yourself realizing that you have never had sex in your entire life. Oh, and your porn collection will delete yourself. Act now before there is nothing left.
June 30th, 2009 at 8:30 pm
You kiss your rent chargin’ mother with that potty mouth?
June 30th, 2009 at 8:33 pm
I kept it clean.